Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Failures - Thullius

"finally,thullius FAILED once again...
failed to be the raja flirt of mmu cyberjaya...
failed due to shyness...
failed due to the dis-ability of talking...
if thullius had shown a lil bit more care and attention,
maybe things will work out the way he wanted...
bt thullius never seize his chance,
he let it slipped away.
and finally,emotions took over him and he`s drown in emo-ness...
chances looked thin...
opportunities seemed futile...
bt if one dont even give a damn try,who knows?
WHO KNEW???!!!
chances and opportunities,they only come once in a lifetime...
missed it?and u r a goner,damned by ur own guilt forever...
and thus living with regret.."
--Thullius--

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Wierdo #1 - Thullius

#1 - The Champ, Wierdest of the wierdest Wierdo ~
He loves to do his shopping alone, smoke early in the morning, play DOTA wtf mode and he loves to flirt but yet, he felt too shy to do so. He belongs to the Malap clan, just like most of the wierdos below and he screams alot - emo & jiwang , well, periodically and .... uh, there are too many of them. As long as the 'act' is wierd, you name it, he's good at it. . He's the wierdest, among the wierdos. The wierdest wierdo. Congrats, champ.

Wierdo #2 - Sean Koh

#2 - Sean Kingston !
He had no hobby, cared for no sort of amusement of any kind and lived in utter disregard of the most elementary rules of hygiene and that, his method was inefficient in the extreme, for an immense ground had to be covered to get anything at all unless blind chance intervened and, at first, I was almost a sorry witness of his doings, knowing that just a little theory would have saved him . But he had a veritable contempt for money, trusting himself entirely to his instinct by without satisfying his primary needs, which are stated in Maslow's theory that consists of food, clothes, shelter.... What I'm trying to emphasis here is the food. Eat first, invest later. He'd rather get conned by a girl instead of treating his buddies a meal. Ok, wierd enough? Not yet. What makes him #2 is his charismatic spectacle. Girls often turn themselves into lunatic witches, who will always try to seduce him every now and then whenever he gives them some sparkling eye contacts. Haha, it surpasses everyone below this column. Alright, I'm tired of typing here. Next to #1 ~~~~

Wierdo #3 - Alex Chong

#3 - DeeJay wannabe, noise...
Oh k, now we're looking at the top 3 wierdos. So details are very crucial. Rank #3 here surely belongs to him, Alex. He loves driving his Proton Saga around Bukit Beruang while listening to his favourite house music. Everyone finds it rather hard to tolerate with such noise pollution in the car sometimes. His dream is to become a DeeJay. So, he got conned by a guy who offered him a 3 months DJ course with an extravagant fees. After that, he found himself a job in Pure Bar, and got fired just within months. HAHA, a dream too far? You should've started music since young, Alex. Oh and, Alex can't really dance. He's only good with his 'fingering' dance, nothing more. Therefore, he's been a laughing stock to everyone for quite some time. Ok, I think we should just stop here, next to #2 above ~

Wierdo #4 - Kenny Lai

#4 - The HollowMan
Kenny... nothing much... He loves living in the dark, with all his malicious act, just like the picture suggests above. No one knows what he's doing at home all night long. He knows all the gossips around, and he knows, almost everything until he's absent for almost all of his tutorial classes. Even though he's registered to MMU, I guess we can never really see him around the campus during broad day light. He seems to be invincible. Kenny.... it's time to wake up... #4 for you, HollowMan

Wierdo #5 - Szu-Szen

#5 - The Inspirator II
Szu-Szen loves creating nicknames for others, for all the wrong reasons. I'm one of your victim as well, Mr. Ong. Anyway, I'm very grateful of you paying tribute to me in your blog post. In return, let me return you a favour. You inspired me, creating & posting this page. Life should be fair right? Don't deny that you aren't wierd, you are friends with us, the wierdos. So, that makes you one of us. Keep up your good work yea, you're creative.

Monday, March 16, 2009

Wierdo #6 - Mr. J

#6 - .....
I love to walk around while playing my guitar. That has been a joke to many of my friends. All right, let's skip this one.

Wierdo #7 - Han

#7 - Sleeping beauty
He loves singing. The name's Han. He called himself Rain, and he sings like William Hung. While sleeping, he snores louder than a gorilla. #7, join the American Idol, chap. Good luck.

Wierdo #8 - Kwek

#8 - Hail the Beast Master ~
Ey yo, Kwek, you must be mad to see this. Actually, you're not ranked in here. I can't find any wierd stuff about you other than your home sick syndrome. Anyway, there is nothing wrong with you going back to your hometown frequently. In fact, what's wrong here is your.... er, photo, haha. Don't get me wrong, it's not ugly, but it's sooo wierd and funny. You make me feel like worshipping you. Kwek the God, our guardian and saviour. Sorry Jesus, he's a God, only in that picture, the powerful aura... rank #8 is yours. Ho, ho ho ~

Wierdo #9 - Jeffrey

#9 - CLS maniac
I know it's unfair to rank you #9 Mr. Jeff, but you certainly deserved this place more than anyone do because you are tooo active in CLS. Sorry if I've offended you, but frankly speaking, all CLS-ians are wierd to me. Don't feel upset about it, dude. It's a fact. :)

Wierdo #10 - Eee


#10 - Please come back to the real world....
Obsessed with animation, I guess he will never fall in love with any woman because he's very much into female characters from the Japanese mangas. Unless he quit watching these animation series, he'll marry the female animation character instead of a real world human. Well, God bless you, Amen.